(Source: lukeisnotsexy)

yourejustassaneasme:

yourejustassaneasme:

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

(via everything-fuckable)

effyeahnerdfighters:

Cooking with a 3-Year-Old: Slobber Carrots and Gross Barbecue

In which John eats slobber carrots with drool, gross barbecue with drool, and hat. I’m glad to have this punishment behind me. Thanks to Henry and nerdfighteria for the horror.

Hey, the Project for Awesome starts in ONE WEEK! Get your thumbnails here: http://www.projectforawesome.com/thum… and find out more here: http://www.projectforawesome.com/about

Simultaneously very happy and grossed out. Must be a punishment video!

(via fishingboatproceeds)

everything-fuckable:

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thefrogman:

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yungkawaiinigga:

Cool thing about tumblr: Since your blog is tailored exactly to your taste it reflects your personality enough that you can probably find your exact soul mate(or mates) on here.

Bad part: That bitch gon prolly live in Antartica or some shit.

(Source: yungsiddartha, via whoredan-rae)

mishasminions:

I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"

THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN

SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,

FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”

AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING

(via infomerciial)

I was a big slut, but I’m not any more

(Source: catchingfires, via deceptiveserenade)

saminmytemple:

let’s get this straight, pjo is a book series where the greek gods are real and have demigod children (one goddess has children spring from her head), the main characters fight minotaurs and hydras, you have a hotel that can freeze people in time and stop them aging, one character permanently came back from the dead and the fucking earth is the main antagonist 

and you’re trying to tell me that a gay character is “too unrealistic”

(Source: tiorickyaoi, via fireinmybloodmagicinmyheart)